Dear Barack,
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           I know two people who know you. One is in the embassy and one time you were sitting next to her at dinner and you told her that she needed a raise because she speaks Arabic and the other one you called to say you were sorry that his mom died. He was a reporter. So since people who I know know you then I would like to know you. So tell me about yourself!
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Sincerely,
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