Ava's Nightmares

Article posted September 15, 2011 at 09:10 PM GMT0 • Reads 1050

Tonight we watched TV, then my mom said it was time for bed. I groaned at the thought but I did it. Every night Ava tries to catch my toes and my dad has to wrestle her down. I was reading

HARRY POTTER when my mom said to stop so I sat there for a while and thought about things. Then my sister screamed out "YOU DIDN'T CHECK FOR THE BIG TIME CHEESEBALLS UNDER MY BED". In case you didn't know, big time cheese balls are what my dad calls big time rush, which is a band and a tv show.

school so far

Article posted September 22, 2011 at 07:45 PM GMT0 • Reads 588

I think school is going great. We get one page

of home work every night, and nothing on the back.

We get to do a lot of fun things.

We do a lot of art. Last time we did art we

use colored chalk, it was a drawing of a

ball game. I did volley ball because not many

people think of it. Then like 4 people

used it. It was supposed to be at the beach.

I think that if you read my blog you'll find some

funny things. My favorite things to watch are

old time comedy's one of my favorites is

Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

30 people have read my blog and it makes me happy

that all room twelve's hard work wasn't for nothing. Look at Ava's nightmares it's a good one. It's about how my sister thinks the Big Time Rush people are cheesy. We were on vacation when we saw it, and my dad said who are these cheese balls.

We get a pool party in third grade. Room Twelve is a fun class to be in, as I said school is going great.

the flying soda

Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:05 PM GMT0 • Reads 220

One day the soda's were traveling with the french fries to see the great planet Oobieth.

The soda's ship broke down on their way to Oob. Meanwhile the burger governance went looking for the sodas. Some of the sodas thought it was good that their ship broke down so that they could pick up some children to do testing on.

One day a kid named Oobert was out for a soda. He lived in a small town, so he went to Soda Joes, and that means he really wanted a soda. He started drinking when he noticed every one was staring. One of the flying sodas was carrying him up in the air. He looked down and saw he was up in the air. Not a single person ever saw him again. THE END.





next series Librarian in the house

WHY I HATE THE MAP TEST

Article posted September 30, 2011 at 08:49 PM GMT0 • Reads 645

So people who like the map test might sit and stare at this article and think what is wrong with this child. Well I’ll tell you. The map test is really long and I’m one of the first ones who finishes it. That’s how bad it is.



They give me some symbols I don’t even understand.

And that’s why I hate the map test. I think other thoughts of the same idea would come to many kids. We do a lot of tests, why ad more? And we have to do these stressful tests three times a year. I think they should make them easier if they're going to do it and I'm in school so I can't say everything I want to say.

The Librarian in the House by Mara and Elissa the Librairians Library

Article posted October 6, 2011 at 11:33 PM GMT0 • Reads 240

At the Metropolitan Library of Biographies and Fantasy (and of course adventure) There was someone I like to call the Librarian. Every day a kid who wanted to read was destracted by a certain librarian riding on a certain library cart screaming like someone's dying. That is an example of how unpopular that library is because they won't fire her.



One day a girl named Ramona tried to read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but noticed ketchup and mustard was all over her. Then a week later a boy named Bomber was reading the Mouse and the Motorcycle and found strawberry ice cream with sprinkles on him.



On Halloween night a lady named Angela who wore tight buns with needles sticking out was covered with hot sauce. Part one of first book.

about my xo

Article posted October 18, 2011 at 11:35 PM GMT0 • Reads 597

I'm on mtk. I like xo's, but they're hard to use. I'm one of the first people to get their xo's. I'm on Gnome right now. xo's are really fun. I've never been in a class that uses laptops. I've used 3 xo's in my life. Their names were Judy and mtk but I can't remember the other one.

my journal

Article posted November 14, 2011 at 06:13 PM GMT0 • Reads 216

My weekend was terrible except I got to go to dinner with my uncle Steve. And if I wasn’t sick my sister was and I didn’t get to go to the sleepover because my friend had the flu. So if having a good week means terrible then I have had a lot. Some good things happened I guess. I guess I got a piece of chocolate cake with strawberry ice cream from Endoline Joe’s.

THANKSGIVING HORROR

Article posted November 17, 2011 at 08:45 PM GMT0 • Reads 566

Once there was a turkey named Turk. He lived on a farm with farmer Bob. He was so worried. It was the Thanksgiving when the the farmer hosted Thanksgiving. He was the only turkey left.



He thought and thought of what to do. He decided he would buy a chipmunk costume so the farmer wouldn’t know it was him. But he noticed he didn’t have enough money. So he milked the cow to earn the money for the chipmunk costume. He was right, it fooled the farmer but he heard a piercing scream. “Hank, Sophia, this isn’t your story."



Hank said "Turk please this is our undead honey moon". Turk said, "You're going on a honeymoon with a head." Hank said "Yes, yes I am. Please don’t make Sophia mad. Bad things happen when she’s mad. Uh Oh she’s mad”,.



Then a whole colony of hopping heads came. And next thing Turk knew was that he was in Sophia’s stomach. Which is very weird cause she doesn’t have one, but he noticed he should be where her stomach is in Valley Lane where she died. “I’m free”, he thought but noticed “How am I supposed to get away from the zombies and stuff.” So he stayed there for all Thanksgivings. THE END

THE LIBRARIAN IN THE HOUSE PART 2

Article posted November 26, 2011 at 10:30 PM GMT0 • Reads 223

Once a little girl came to read the very last word of her Harry Potter book, but she got rolled over by a library cart with a strange lady on it. "I'm not coming back here ever again!" she said.



Then a girl named Ashley came to read her Percy Jackson. This time the Librarian came and spread mustard all over the book. She told the Librarian to buy her another copy.



One day the library was closing because not enough people were coming. The Librarian said she was going to raise enough money for a children's section so that more people would. come. So she went on the roof with a sign that said "Give us money so we can have a children's section!" Then a tiger came and scratched her face. It was a cat fight! The tiger got all the money. The Librarian was fired, and the tiger is the new librarian.

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:09 PM GMT0 • Reads 605

One day I went to school. I thought it was a normal day. But it wasn’t. It was at school. But when I got home I was watching Disney channel. There was supposed to be a new Ant farm one hour special next but at that moment I was watching a replay. My mom and dad were talking about normal things. Like their jobs. But then suddenly out of the blue my mom said, “Should we tell them” My dad said, “Yes” He said he had bad news and good news.



I and my sister thought over if we should have the bad news or the good news first. I said we should have the bad news first. My dad said, so two. He said, “We can’t go to Canada in February. But instead we are going to Disneyland parks".



I was so happy. We looked up a Disneyland website. And then watched the Ant farm episode. And then went to bed. THE END.

Mostly Wishes But Some Resolutions

Article posted January 6, 2012 at 11:22 PM GMT0 • Reads 2910

Wish number one, I wish robot ninjas would destroy cheese.

Resolution number one, eat healthier.

Wish number two, that every girl of any age could have a sports car.

Resolutions number two, I will get a Ipad. I know that doesn’t sound like a Resolution. But I will get it one way or another.

Wish three, I will have neater hair.

THAT’S ALL FOLKS

My Broken Shoulder

Article posted January 17, 2012 at 11:10 PM GMT0 • Reads 231

When I got hurt I was playing basketball. I was guarding someone and I walked backwards right into the ref and she fell on me and I fell onto my right shoulder.



It hurt a lot. Some people from the building helped me, my mom, and little sister to the car.



Then we drove to the Highline urgent care and they had me try to move it but I couldn't. So they couldn't get me into a sling.



So we drove to Childrens emergency room. It hurt a lot getting there because my mom was driving really fast and making sharp turns. We had to wait in the waiting room for a while.



Then my dad showed up and I went to a room. After asking me questions and waiting a while I went to get xrays. I got three stuffed animals. One hipopatumus named happy, and an ant eater named Antsy, and a duck named Quacks. It turns out I was there four to five hours.



Then we found out I broke my first bone. A lot of weird things happened. I had to use a bed pan wich I'm not going to explain. My mom got McDonalds, I had some fries and some Sprite.



Then we went home. Ava was asleep by the time I was home. She had to be taken home by my dad. When we got home I sat down in a chair so I could eat some french fries and my medicine. I got stuck and was picked up off the couch and used the bathroom, and the same thing happened until I was in bed. But now I can use my right hand without hurting it.



But my mom won't let me. People have to come over to help me bathe and get dressed. But I'm used to everything now.

The right song

Article posted January 26, 2012 at 06:16 PM GMT0 • Reads 219

On concert night I’m going to feel stupid. I think the songs we have to sing are for a lot littler kids.



We don’t get to sing anything that in the slightest has some relation to rock.

It’s agony.

The people who wrote the songs weren’t that smart I’m guessing because they never thought about how would they feel if they had to sing what they wrote. They probably would not feel so good now would they? And I think everyone would say the same thing.



No hard feelings to the people who wrote the songs. That's pretty much all I wanted to say.

Science Day

Article posted March 1, 2012 at 11:35 PM GMT0 • Reads 605

 

Yesterday me and my class went to the Pacific Science Center. My favorite part was the Laser show.

My Young Authors book?

Article posted March 21, 2012 at 05:11 PM GMT0 • Reads 210

I have finished my young author's book already. It has some of my more popular stories. I fel bad for the kids who got some of their words cut off. If you want to read my book then click

 here.

Public Speaking

Article posted April 4, 2012 at 07:47 PM GMT0 • Reads 620

Our class went around to every classroom in the building and explained about earth day bags. First me, Elissa, and Dahira went to Ms. Nall’s second grade class to explain about earth day bags. It went pretty good. I was the only one she knew from the previous year. They were pretty well behaved and one of them guessed correctly for when earth day is. But I must have looked ridiculous up there wearing my leather jacket talking about saving the earth and the jacket probably was from one of mother earth’s animals.



I was hoping next time I would go to my sister’s class, but Chelsea and Mackenzie got to go Mr. Wilkie’s class, but I got to go to room ten, but that was fine too. They were well behaved and all, so all my deliveries went fine.

Man Earth Day again

Article posted April 12, 2012 at 07:59 PM GMT0 • Reads 579

I think Earth day is important because it celebrates what gives us oxygen. If we didn’t have trees we would die. Everyone would no longer exist, and they're fun to climb on. I don’t want to have to buy bottled air, and I don’t want to have an annoying lorax speaking for the trees all the time, even though he does have a good mustache. Killing trees is like killing mother earth which is also like is like killing your mother.



Well I don’t have many weird experiences this earth day. I never have had any experiences on earth day. We did correct most of the mistakes on the bags though. Like a lot of people don’t capitalize Arbor Heights. It’s kind of weird because the kindergartners made less mistake than any other grade so far.



Kindergarteners made less mistakes then any other grade which is totally amazing. Some of the handwriting was hard to read, but come on give them a break.

My Spring Break

Article posted April 13, 2012 at 05:15 PM GMT0 • Reads 673

My plans for spring break are going to Oregon. We’re going to Cannon Beach.

And I’m bringing my xo with me.



And I’m going to the dentist and the doctor in two days epic failure.

The only thing I fear is the dentist.

The doctor I’m actually looking forward to because they're going to tell me if my arm is healed

My Spring Break Plans

Article posted April 23, 2012 at 08:02 PM GMT0 • Reads 639

Well I drove to another which I didn't like. But we went to the Seaside arcade. I ran into a kid who used to be in my kindergarten class. And we stayed at the Surfsand hotel and resort. They had a pool and I met a girl a little bit older than me named Sophie.



And in one night for the first time I watched Men in Black one and two.

And the hotel at certain times of the day had fresh warm cookies.

And popcorn at night.

And our room was right on the beach.

And a tv in the bathroom.

Plus a walk in shower.

Also a huge soaking tub.

Also a hot tub at the pool.

Bags, bags, and more bags

Article posted April 24, 2012 at 07:47 PM GMT0 • Reads 241

Nothing is on my mind. But I can’t wait for the Earth day party. We got the thirty dollar certificate and we didn’t even win. That’s awesome right. I mean cookies juice stuff like that but we’re not the only class to win one.



Ms. Boitano won once again, Mr. Fisk won and Ms. Weaver. I thought Ms. Boitano was going to win for fourth and fifth. I thought we were going to win for second and third. And I thought Mr. Wilkie was going to win for kindergarten and first grade. But obviously every prediction except fourth and fifth was incorrect. That just stinks that we didn’t have the best bags but at least we got what the winners got. Well that was great. At least we get the party. I mean we did put all our work into this project. We corrected bags, we made bags, we informed people about the bags, bags, bags, and bags.

The lab

Article posted May 9, 2012 at 07:54 PM GMT0 • Reads 660

I'm writing this article from our new computer lab, it's so much cooler than the old computer lab. It's fun. I actually don't have much to say but I usually do so um... Wow this is boring, you know I'll just end this awkwardness and stop writing. peace out.

Msp again

Article posted May 10, 2012 at 10:25 PM GMT0 • Reads 655

Well today is Thursday and I just finished the math Msp I think it was a lot better than the reading Msp. Except one of the questions I don’t think is possible so I don’t think I’m going to get it right. You don’t know how happy I am that the Msp is over but I’m also grouchy at the same time. I’m grouchy because they made us do the test @#$% um… sorry about that back there. I just lost my temper.



But you know I have no Msp’s to look forward to... what was that, just a tear trickle down my face, noooo! The Msp is gone. I feel so lost, wouldn't you. How will I survive. Years later... I can't believe I got into Harvard just from the Msp. Now I know why we have the Msp. It's so we can not end out being an uneducated hobo living on the streets.

China Town

Article posted May 17, 2012 at 08:04 PM GMT0 • Reads 678

First, we went to Uwajimaya, it was okay, but definitely not my favorite. I saw some ducks. It made me feel disturbed. Because their heads were twisted around their body like forty, times. Second, thing we did was look in the store.

Then we went to the book store. We saw an adult comedy book. It had a kid lying next to a tiger if I saw correctly. The moms were talking about how humorous it was and how that there was a copy on YouTube. Kids started reading that certain book and the moms decided it was time to leave the book store.



After that, we waited to go to our next stop...



The trip to the cookie factory was really fun. We got cookies at the Fortune Cookie Factory. The cookies were really good. I know why there are roses at the beginning of each fortune. It’s because the bosses great, great Grand father really liked roses. They have a bunch of big machinery at the cookie factory. They used to make cookies by hand. Now, they have big machines to do it. Next, we got to try the fortune cookies. They were really good.



Third, we went to lunch at Sun Ya, a restaurant in China Town. I soon found out there was someone pickier then me. It was Mari, she barely ate anything. Me and Elle were pretending that we were fancy business woman complaining about how terrible the service was when actually it was really good service. It was so hard to eat with chopsticks. There was a chopstick contest where whichever table had the least amount of bites taken with a fork won a prize.



But it turns out that everybody got one. Elle almost spoiled it for us she took one bite with her fork. Then we went to the park and it was really fun. I went on this spinning thing. And we walked on the walls on the park. Then we took a group picture with room nine and room twelve collided. Finally, we had to leave say good by by China town. It was a very very very interesting ride back but I can’t put my finger on why it was interesting, it will be a mystery for all man kind forever. This is one of twenty of the only ways you could findout about this rip and all twenty are the same.

The Map test again

Article posted May 23, 2012 at 10:43 PM GMT0 • Reads 634

Today was the Map testOh my german sausuage I'm choking on my tears

Moving Desks

Article posted June 5, 2012 at 05:10 PM GMT0 • Reads 655

Well I don’t know what I think about changing desks every three weeks. The good thing about it is what if I get to sit with someone I like. That would be good. I would get to sit next to all my friends. So that would be the good part.



The bad part would be what if I had to sit next to someone I really hate. Like oops that is classified in formation.

About my blog again

Article posted June 14, 2012 at 07:59 PM GMT0 • Reads 609

As most of you know Mr. Ahlness is retiring. So my blog will still be up. You still can read my stories just not any new ones.



I did like my blog and I think most of you did too. Because I mean who wouldn't. Probably someone who belongs in an asylum (aka) a place for crazy people. They would also be wearing a straightjacket (aka) a jacket for people who live in the asylum (aka) a place for crazy people.



My favorite story on my blog is Ava's nightmares. I think it was the first article I ever wrote. It was made sometime in September I would guess.



I think other kids should have blogs. I mean especialy kindergartners. I mean how funny would that be. It would be all high and squeaky. And it would say I wanted a cookie mommy wouldn't let me have a cookie.



This is one of my last articles ever. But if you want me to have a different blog send me comments saying that it will be called acient ruins of Mara. But you must send all comments before June 25, 2012 so I can post an article saying if I will have a blog. I will try to get all the articles from this blog onto the new one.

I will persuade you to do what I want

Article posted June 18, 2012 at 07:56 PM GMT0 • Reads 272

Well Mr. Ahlness here's a reason. I bet it was one of the reasons you started the blog here. So people can read our writing. It would be very sad for the people who like to read our blog. But life is life. But a disapointment to all humans, cats, dogs, fish, llamas, caterpillars, aliens, asylums, states, squirrels, camels, alligators, crocodiles,goats, and of course me. I'm none of these things. I'm basically a mere figure of your imagination. Okay we got that settled DON"T GET RID OF THE BLOG!!!!

The Last article

Article posted June 22, 2012 at 06:14 PM GMT0 • Reads 1533

Unfortunatly this is my last blog article.

But let's get past that. With a crazy story. Once upon a time Mara went to the Asylum. the end.